Gip

Gip: To be disgusted to the extent that results in a small unintentional vomit.

Sunday morning he put his Friday night Chinese leftovers in an Asda deli wrap, chips, rice, sweet & sour chicken, drenched in congealed curry sauce and then nuked it in the microwave before eating it…..the smell was bad enough, let alone watching him eat it. It made me want to gip. 🤢🤮

Sound

When your emotionally immature 40+ year old boyfriend gets pissed off because you reply with a thumbs up instead of his expected long winded message to appease him, because you're spinning plates.

Boyfriend; Great, thumbs up again.

Girl; Stop reading so much into things....I was (insert task here, cooking, walking the dogs etc)

Boyfriend; 'SOUND'

Girl; ................