Breakfast

that awkward moment when you walk in on your step dad eatin out your momzZ

last night i walked in on my step dad eatin out my momzZ an he looked up an said "its all god im just eatin breakfast"

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pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at

female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."

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