vanillaschtick

the vanillaty goodness which is the essence of my best friend Teresa

whos my vanillaschtick??

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turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

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jumping on couches

To jump on a couch means to openly express your love or infatuation with someone. Couch jumpers are usually rich actors who appear on a nationally televised show to show off their new girlfriend.

Tommy was so enthralled by his new found love Kathy that he started jumping on couches.

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sike yo mind like

also known as "sike ya mind like" or "sike your mind like." Means "yeah right" or "you've got to be kidding me."

Teacher: You all have a 5,000 word essay, 3 book reports, and a science project for homework.

Shaniqua: Sike yo mind like!

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bcgreenday

canadian.
usually found near or at the lake.

"Who's that old lady wearing the Molson Ice hat?"
"Oh, that's just BCGreenDay's grandma."

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bailizzed

Someone who is sexed up by Bailey Schroepfer in Minnesota.

Whoa! Did you hear? Johnson was Bailizzled!

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amscray

Pig latin for "scram," which means "leave."

(Mom and Dad are having sex when Little Johnny walks in)

Johnny: Hi Mom! Hi Dad!
Dad: WTF?! AMSCRAY!

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