Practicly dead with minimal movement or response. Only signs of life are moaning, grunting, breathing or farting
Dereks been acting corpsish since this morning I think hes on drugs or dead.
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Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.
The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.
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1. A polite way of describing midgets.
2. Used while patting someone shorter than you on the head to guaratee loathing.
1. AAAH!! Look at all the ickle people.
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IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
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A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.
1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."
2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"
3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."
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...He has brown hair... He's three foot tall, so hes an ickle person... And his eyes are green...ect.
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