The most persuasive weapon ever created by anything ever, used to question Saddam Husan.
No one wants shit on their face.
9π 26π
The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)
272π 81π
Usually used when not sure of what to say.
...........?......shnee.....
38π 14π
A high pitched sound made by people being forced into a corner by a great lump of a bloke advancing on them in a threatening manner.
I'm gonna rip your eye's out!
SHNEE !!!
16π 13π
Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.
Thug: What djya fink om my van?
Chav: What djya fink om my at?
5π 4π
...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!
Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!
DONT BUY ONE!!!
6π 22π