Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

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IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

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canada douche

A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.

1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."

2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"

3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."

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TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

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shnee

Usually used when not sure of what to say.

...........?......shnee.....

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shnee

A high pitched sound made by people being forced into a corner by a great lump of a bloke advancing on them in a threatening manner.

I'm gonna rip your eye's out!

SHNEE !!!

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Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.

Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?

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