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Anti-physics

We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.

Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.

The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).

Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.

Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.

1: Its so big its small

2: Your so stupid your smart

Ect.

by triple j May 8, 2005

26πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by triple j May 2, 2005

3505πŸ‘ 1179πŸ‘Ž


Sherrifcation

A slow degridation of intelligence and sanity.

N/A at the time being

by triple j April 7, 2005

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Eat pie

A suggestion or reply to anything, usually insults...

You are a lard!!!

Eat pie!!!

by triple j April 7, 2005

30πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by triple j May 4, 2005

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


amoeba

The same brain capacity as a Mica

Me: You have the same brain power of an ameoba
Mica: A what? so does your mum.
Me: Is that the best you could come up with?
Mica: What you chattin!?

by triple j May 4, 2005

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.

Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.

by triple j May 4, 2005

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž