phenomenillogical

The act of attempting to explain a series of independent events using a theory that does not logically follow from the observations.

Lois: Peter, I saw a really good deal on this used car in a newspaper.
Peter: Oh no. I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.

Peter's assumption that one inevitably gets herpes from a used car bought through a newspaper is, generally speaking, illogical, and therefore a phenomenillogical understanding of his experiences.

combobulated

To be combined in a chaotic and haphazard manner, similar to being cobbled together, but with more confusion and less care implied.

During the storm, the toilet and chickens were combobulated into a feather flushing custerfluck.

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