Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

Mactivities

the term given to womanising, setting speed cameras alight, popping ecstasy, viagra and then fucking a cake.

"Got up to some crazy mactivities last night, can't remember half of it, but I managed to bed a Victoria'