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When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
1π 5π
When a partner is satisfying the other and the words come out from utter enjoyment and or pleasure!
Man 1- Dude I was banging this woman the other night .And she kept saying Do It Baby Do It Baby just like the course line in the song Dracula by Rob Zombie .
Man 2-Dude that is so Badass !
6π 2π
A person who likes to walk alot
jim says _hey where did Footie go?
matt says- I saw him walking towards town earlier
Jim- That guy sure walks alot !
Matt-Yep thats how he got the name
9π 32π
Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.
hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today?
I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.
husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.
40π 43π
A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.
girl-where is mom?
boy-she is sleeping
girl- did she go to couch?
boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .
11π 6π
GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--
jim -wow she has two black eyes!
steve-wow I wonder how that happened?
jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
9π 5π
(aroundtuit) -actualy spelled around to it .
when a person doesnt want to do something
at that moment because mabee they dont
have the time ?
Jim -Hey steve have you cleaned up that mess yet?
Steve-I will clean it when I get aroundtuit OK!
5π 3π