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Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.
hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today?
I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.
husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.
A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.
girl-where is mom?
boy-she is sleeping
girl- did she go to couch?
boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .
GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--
jim -wow she has two black eyes!
steve-wow I wonder how that happened?
jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
(aroundtuit) -actualy spelled around to it .
when a person doesnt want to do something
at that moment because mabee they dont
have the time ?
Jim -Hey steve have you cleaned up that mess yet?
Steve-I will clean it when I get aroundtuit OK!
A person who knows what the deal is in his surroundings.
1-I was gonna rob his ass but he used his streetsmartness on me and I ended up giveing him my money and gun.
2-Oh dont mess with that dude you can tell the way he is standing there he has streetsmartness ,
Good looking women tits ass legs everything about her is smokeing hot
steve -Hey that bitch is so fine i would bypass that pussy and go straight for her asshole
A person who likes to walk alot
jim says _hey where did Footie go?
matt says- I saw him walking towards town earlier
Jim- That guy sure walks alot !
Matt-Yep thats how he got the name