mudskipper

when you are having a bowel movement and you cough so hard that the feces shoots out so fast that splashes and gets all over you

I heard you coughing up a storm in the bathroom, sounds like you must have dropped a mudskipper

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fudgeduck

another word for poop, turd, crap, shit

I'm about to take this fudgeduck for a swim in the pond.

shitpickle

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

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dipshidiot

An absolute and complete idiot.

The type of person who is at all times the dumbest person in the room.
It's guaranteed that if this person opens their mouth, something stupid will be said.

Can you believe what that dipshidiot said? I've never heard anything that stupid in my entire life!

facebickerer

A person who is always arguing about things on facebook, similar to a troll

Just ignore that guy, he's known to be a facebickerer

zombiefried

completely incoherent due to alcohol and drug use, unable to function mentally

I don't even remember what happened at the club last night, I was zombiefried.

Powerade

A popular sports drink that is rumored to be tainted with toilet water.

I can't believe you drink powerade, don't you know that there's someone's pee in that!

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