tummy sticks

A method to determine who has the longer penis between two men. The men stand naked facing each other with erect penises. They walk slowly towards each other leading with the penis. The person who's penis sticks the other's tummy first has the larger penis and is declared the winner.

Guy 1: Hey man, I slept with your girlfriend last night and she said I definitely have the bigger junk.

Guy 2: I can guarantee you don't have the larger penis.

Impartial 3rd party: The only way to settle this is to play tummy sticks and see who wins.

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