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The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."
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The acronym for "That Just Aint Right." Common text message or blog abbreviation.
I'm as opened minded as the next guy but TJAR what Luther did with that gerbil.
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When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
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A contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. A statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the assertion can only be based on personal experience. An example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. Male A: Men masturbate all the time. There is no way women could possibly masturbate more than men. Female B: Women masturbate at least as much as men. Male A: Men masturbate four times a day. Female A: Women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. In the preceding example Male A concedes in effect that he masturbates four times a day. Female A states in effect that she masturbates 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.
Louisa made quite the inadfession when she asserted that Γ’ΒΒwomenΓ’ΒΒ like their partners to gently caress their clitoris with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.
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Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.
The procedure is performed only rarely in women.
Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.
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Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.
Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".
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Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.
Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.
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