Virtua Fighter

If America knows the difference between treasure and trash, we wouldn't have talentless media whores like Britney Spears, Nelly, Eminem, Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez turning the concept of music into a joke. We wouldn't be bored to death with MTV, talk shows, reality TV and soap operas. We would have honest people running our government. And we definitely wouldn't have so many shitty videogames clogging up the Playstation line of consoles.

Americans just hate Virtua Fighter because it doesn't allow for you to randomly button-mash your way to victory, and it doesn't have pretty flashes of light.

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