ziolingo

talking useless stupid facts while thinking you make sense, but in reality nobody else around you believes you and they just think you are dumb

person1: i didn’t mean to hit her! i was just moving my hand and her face decided to block my path!!

person 2: what is bro sayinggg
person 3: don’t mind him he’s speaking ziolingo

mog

an action done when an attractive person stands next to a regular person and makes that person look ugly

ron: omg i got a picture with chico!!

tim: nah bro he totally mogged you!
carry: yeah bruh chico is the ultimate mogger whoever stands next to him gets mogged.