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Feeling extreme embarrassment. To bear it all yet not feel satisfaction of doing something absolutely retarded. With no accomplishment returned, just utter shame with red cheeks resembling a bear ass after being spanked repeatedly.
Sherry was wasted after drinking those four wine coolers and decided to throw all self respect out the window. In a crouching position, she started to wave her ass back and forth as if to make a show for the fellas.
She felt a draft up her butt crack and realized her friend's dog had ripped them clean off, nawing at the crotch of the panties on the floor. She was definitely feeling some Embearassment.
Have you ever seen prison christmas photos? This is the truest form of hickalicious. You take a prostitute or one of the inmate's wives/girlfriend and dress them up in a horribly slutty raggedy Mrs. Claus outfit that show huge amounts of cleavage and ass hanging out and take a family photo with the old man and his lady. Somewhere along the lines, there has to be front butt. Either from the ladies or the men.
Then everyone gathers around the cardboard cut out of a fire place, with no straight row of teeth and no man not resembling a cave man.
Proudly sporting his orange colors with the cell numbers on the sleeve, Ray was intoxicated from the hooch he left out for three extras months for this special occasion. His eyes gleamed with delight as his one arm wrapped around his lady and his other held Mrs. Claus's dirty underwear. That was his present that year, dirty underwear, just like back home! Except, these were from his wife, not a hooker.
Now that is a hickalicious holiday!
Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'
An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.
Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.
Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!
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A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
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A phrase to refer to what happens when a person says something utterly, completely retarded and above the richter scale of dumb, that they keep going along with it, as not to admit to the dolt flabbergasts that have been displayed.
Brittney: You say it like "Kay-suh-dilla"
Carla: Listen, I'm telling you that quesadilla has silent L's.
Brittney: And I'm telling you it's different!
Carla: *laughs nervously* I know the difference.
Brittney: Are you going to shut up and listen to me? Oh my god. I knew a mexican that worked at a restaurant who told me to use the L's! Dilla is a cheese tortilla, meat and cheese is a Dia. Understand?
Carla: Alright..you're being stubbornly stupid now.
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A demand of moar tears. Or an extreme demand.
When a person is trolled and shows it, the troll demands that the baited cries extremely hard, a lot harder than before as to signify that they've been beat.
When an op posts about his horrible family life on a 4chan board and seems very apathetic and depressed, suicidal and states that his dad raped him when he was a kid.
This is when an anon chimes in ever so lovely on a 4chan board. Perfect timing for the Baww moar.
Honest fag here. It's not that your dad raped you because you were sexy and desirable, it's because your mom wasn't giving out the old cooch and he needed a tight hole. Baww it to the max! Take it to the limit! Baww moar!!
A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.