Toss Material

1: Usually visual material used by males as an aid in the act of masturbating

2: A compliment towards anything good, usually an attractive female

1: "I'm going to the corner store to pick up some toss material, I'll be back"
2: "Dude, did you see that chick? She was mad toss material"

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whoop shit

A severe thrashing derived from the skull dragging of one's ass in car racing.

That car won't even be competition, I will put the whoop shit on him.

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lemming

A member of a crowd with no originality or voice of his own. One who speaks or repeats only what he has been told. A tool. A cretin.

"Ya think he'll do it?"
"He's a lemming, he'll do anything he's told."

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oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

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GG

"Good going." Generally said to someone in a sarcastic manner to imply they made a stupid mistake.

You locked the damn keys in the car. gg.

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Bruce Lee

Greatest martial artist of all time.

Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now, you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or crash. Be water my friend

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KLUMPING

Stupid looking dudes dressed up like clowns and break dancing.

"What are those stupid looking dudes doing?" "They're Klumping!"

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