brody

Everyone here is a dumbass, especially the guy who thinks a brody is leaving a mark on a curb. Who would do that on purpose? Wow.

A brody is essentially a half doughnut, essentially a U-turn but in a much tighter radius because the rear wheels have broken loose, thus steering the car. A 180 burnout, if you will. A brody may be executed either from a stop or while in motion, as long as you travel in the opposite direction when the manuever is completed (i.e. not driving backwards on the freeway because you're a "fast & furious" idiot).

While a full 360(+) doughnut is pretty much useless except for showing off, pulling a brody can be used in any situation in which the driver needs to get the hell out of dodge quick. Whether it be fleeing from police, an army of zombies, or your mother after curfew, a brody will get the job done, and guarantee that you'll look good doing it.

Warning: not for pussy front wheel drive cars, you'll look like a dumbass trying to U-turn too enthusiastically. With any luck, you'll leave a mark on the curb. Dumbass.

"Damn it dude, you just missed the street we needed to turn on!"

"Did I?" (pulls a brody)

(shocked silence followed by enthusiastic high-fiving)

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