chicago eye

Male or female. One of the individuals eyes always looks towards Chicago no matter where they are located.

That chick I had a date with was really hot but her Chicago eye turned me off. (Crosseyed)

tug boat

a form of pleasing ones self usually male but in the event of an oversized clit can be performed on a woman

I gave myself a tug boat 15 times yesterday! My penis hurts so bad now.

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