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turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 12, 2004

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Brown Unit

Laziest slug on earth, drinks man chowder by the gallon.

The only thing more lazy than a sloth is the Brown Unit

by turd burglar December 15, 2003

1👍 7👎


Camo Cough

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

by turd burglar October 22, 2003

65👍 12👎


schoodle noodle

german meaning of Dick Snot

you eat schoodle noodle for dinner

by turd burglar June 20, 2003

5👍 9👎