dookie

a piece of wet cat shit

there was dookie in Paul's shoe.

67👍 72👎

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

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gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

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E-mail Shaming

When fifteen thousand people are copied on an email alerting you, and them, of an error you made.

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.

3👍 1👎

coppola

To be of coppolan descent, have long messy hair, and be "fashionably late.

Knock it off Copolla!

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Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

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poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.

4👍 12👎