Messy

Something so nonbelievable or funny that’s it’s all over the place. Not necessarily a physical object, but more of the persons actions or a statement that’s been given.

Girl 1- “can you believe Tyrone is going with that bitch to prom?!”

Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”

Twitter fingers

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.

Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”

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Receipts

A statement, action, or both that is so goddamn disbelievable that you need to see physical proof. They can come in the form of screenshots or videos.

Leah-“Sarah told me that James and his cousin had sex and now they both have herpes.
Lola-“girl you lying! Pull them Receipts!”

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