a person who only goes after bmx athletes. similar to puck slut and skate skank.
no sheâs not into soccer players, sheâs a bmx broad
Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.
Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"
a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters
didnât you hear? sheâs a total skate skank, youâre definitely not her type.