Dicksnot

Dicksnot - the nasty infected crap that comes out of a penis that impregnates a woman whose child grows up to be a pedophile.

I'm so glad that that Dicksnot is out of my life

convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!