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Some might tell you Bacchus is the "Roman God of Wine"... it's BULLSHIT. It's actually an alcoholic Canadian man named David.
Man 1: "That read about Bacchus, that's my type of god!"
Man 2: "Bacchus isn't a god, he's just a Canadian guy named David"
A Korean girl who hates Korean things and wished they were Japanese.
Girl: "I hate kpop!"
Boy: "But youre Korean, youre such a Bonzu!"
A handsome young stud, obsessed with Friday Night Funkin' and MapleStory. Also Allegedly has a child in the Philippines. Although he has some anger issues, he'll do anything to protect his family and friends. Everyone needs to have a friend like Jomarc.
Dude 1: "Oh shit? Is that Jomarc?"
Dude 2: "Fuck yeah! Be careful what you say about Friday Night Funkin' to him."
A Korean girl who likes bears.
Girl: "Did you see that grizzly bear?"
Boy: "OMG, you're so obsessed with bears! You're such a big Yeonji!"
A handsome German man, who runs a grocery store. He never has time for the boys because he is too busy spending time and spoiling his lovely wife. He's also a huge fan of the Florida Panthers. MEEEEEEEEEEOW!
Karen: "You're a rude cashier! Let me speak to your manager!"
Cashier: "You mean Rvan? That good-looking man is right there!"