Dragon's breath

When you light a fart into the intake of your friends C-pap mask when he or she is sleeping.

Someone must have lit a fart in my C-pap's air intake because I woke up with dragon's breath.

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Sniffilis

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.

One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis.