Mick Bueller

A name used to describe a "regular joe" who lives in a fantasy world and has convinced himself he's a "Rock Star" (Mick Jagger) and "Can Get Away With Anything" (Ferris Bueller).

"Mick Bueller was at the club last night tellin' those girls he founded "Lycos" and co-directed Michael Jackson's "Thriller Video". What a TOOL"!

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touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

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Balls like Rupaul

A term used to describe a transvestite.

Justin: Check out that chick, she fine.
Albert: Man, I think that's a dude
Justin: You may be right, I bet she has "Balls Like Rupaul"
Justin: Here he/she comes, let's scram!!

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Trick-Off Money

An African-American term that originated in the hoods of Chicago in the late 1970's. "Trick Off Money" refers to money that a husband makes "on the side" that his wife knows nothing about. He uses this money to buy things like beer, weed, or lap dances.

"Yo, DeAndre! Let's hit da club, G! I just made me some trick-off money playin' dice. You in, B?"

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Happy Goodmans

The Happy Goodman's were a Southern Gospel group founded in the 1940s by Howard "Happy" Goodman.

"The Happy Goodmans are one of my all-time favorite christian music groups"

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shiloh

A word used to describe a person's fat stomach. Especially one who is thin everywhere except the stomach area.

"Hey Bar, check out that dude's SHILOH. He needs to get to the gym and crank out some sit-ups".

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Scott Baio

Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."

Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"

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