Snoke

Someone who is both a snowflake and woke. In stark contrast to the Starwars character this individual perfectly blends the weak minded, heard mentality mindset that is this generation

He thought he was special when he joined the BLM protest after seeing a celebrity endorsing the the issue on twitter and Instagram. What a snoke!

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kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

VVP

Very Valuable Person. The evolution of the VIP (Very Important Person) where ‘importance’ (significant worth or consequence) evolves to ‘valuable’ - having qualities worthy of respect admiration or esteem. Everyone is important in the internet age, valuable is the edge where it matters most.

We paid for VIP celebrities and got the usual suspect's. We needed VVP’s!

Happy Monday

A greeting you give someone probably early on on a Monday morning inviting a positive response, touched with a sense of irony, designed to uplift and invoke a sense of joy in what is the first day of a five day week.

Hi Christopher how are you? How was your weekend? Happy Monday Mark! Weekend went well thanks.

Apoc Era

The Era from 2020 on wards that will be defined by apocalyptic events such as the global pandemic, climate change, civil & unrest, extreme poverty, social inequality

I woke up from a nightmare this morning and realized the apocalyptic era, now, is upon us. We as people, as individuals, need to accept responsibility for our action and their consequences. Only through selflessness, compassion and commitment to a higher good can the 'Apoc era' be treated as a positive force for change.