teddy

Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something

person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes

1👍 2👎