acquaintance

a person whose only interaction with you is when they post "Happy Birthday!" on your Facebook timeline

"So I have a friend, well he's more of an acquaintance because the only time I ever hear from him is when he posts 'Happy Birthday!' on Facebook..."

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codingasm

an explosive discharge of intense excitement and elation at the moment your code has finally compiled/been debugged after working at it for a long period of time; akin to the feeling of an orgasm during sexual activity

I had a codingasm last night when the function I was writing in Python finally worked!

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