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When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise
person 2: legendary