Tyrone the Fag

At first, he comes off as a semi-normal person, but the more you get to know this man the more you start to realize he is a fag.
This man has absolutely no self-respect and cannot go one night drinking without having an emotional breakdown.
He expresses all the characteristics of a fag at all times but will not except it.

Tips on how to spot Tyrone the Fag.
1. Does he live in Johnson?
2. Does he look like Nicolas Cruz?
3. Is he a big farmer?
4. Does he have a beer in his hand?
5. Does his last name start with a B?
If you answered yes to any 3 of these you are in the presence of Tyrone the Fag.

I was walking down the street when I almost turned around an ran because I thought I saw Nicolas Cruz but it was just Tyrone the Fag.