Ed Sheeran

Hotter clone of Rupert Grint who can sing

Guy 1: Have you heard the new Ed Sheeran song?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well, someone is technologically retarded

Drake

The reason why I don’t listen to the radio anymore

Guy 1: Wanna open the radio?
Guy2: But I fucking hate Drake

Fortnite

The greatest virginity protection on 2k19, with 99% success rate

Virgin: Where can I find people to share my love of Fortnite?
Nonvirgin: The opposite direction of a vagina.