sasquach

a large hairy dick with hair so thick it makes dick color indistinqushable

That guy had the biggest sasquach ever... and im still getting hairs out of my mouth

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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

poop nose

when having anal sex you have your partner take a shit and you clean out the poop with your nose then have your partner lick it off

Bob- "Charlie I heard you did a poop nose with your sister and mom at the same time..... then your dad joined in"
Charlie- "ya it was pretty hot"
Bob- "wait you really did?"
Charlie- "Nooooooo....."

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raging yoshi

a very angry small cock... best to avoid

Damn u got a raging yoshi!