Sneaker Pimp

(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.

A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.

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