turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.

Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst