fetus

v. believed to be of Latin origin.

the act of curling up on a couch or bed for hours at a time, occasionally stirring to consume food, drink, or smoke. oftentimes occurs after a particularly stressful engagement or a night of hard partying. although sometimes co-ed, the group is genderless. no judgement is allowed at any time in the room.

"I just bombed that exam. I cannot wait to fetus all day."

"What womb is everybody fetusing in this afternoon?"

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