tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

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jeepicopter

A combination jeep and helicopter.

Can also be a metaphor for something that is totally awesome but highly unlikely.

Yeah, but what if Dale Earnhardt drove a Jeepicopter? He'd totally win.

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shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.

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tsuris

A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.

Oy, Zelda, I don't want to be a kvetch, but I've got tsuris up to here.

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Now watch this drive

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

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wee-wee'd up

A politically-correct Washington-speak version of "pissed off".

Man, those right-wing pundits really make me wee-wee'd up.

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arrowed

To be attacked by flighted projectiles. A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestarrunner fame in one of his weekly e-mails.

Trogdor the Burninator was arrowed by the archers as he tried to burninate the peasants.

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