God

The mythical place where we put all questions for which we do not yet know answers.

As soon as a better explanation comes along, we take it from Him/Her/It and give it to the better answer (usually science).

Before the discovery of sperm and egg cells: Where do babies come from? God.
Before the discovery of germs and modern hygiene: Where does disease come from? God.
Before the discovery of electrons: Where does lightning come from? God.
Before the discovery of nuclear energy: Where does sunlight come from? God.
Before the discovery of the Bic lighter: Where does fire come from? God.
Before the discovery that selfish assholes are running things: Why is there war and famine? God.

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play date

A play date or playdate is an arranged appointment ostensibly for children to get together for a few hours to play.

However, the underlying reason is keep the kids busy so that parents can score some action with each other.

While I was at the playground with my son, I scheduled a play date with that hot milf.

So while the kids were downstairs watching Sponge Bob, I was upstairs helping Mommy get some needed stress release!

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