ride the ripples

To have sex with a very fat person.

Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.

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As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

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bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

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jizzbags

Scrotum. See also jizz

Stop scratching your jizzbags Pete, you need a jizz jar.

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petrol head

Someone who is totally obsessed with motor vehicles.

Won't that petrol head shut his motor mouth?

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squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

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Infirmo

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.

I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.