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siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

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Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lampard

Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.

After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.

Antonym: zidane

He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.

That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.

Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.

If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.

Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.

by ud40 July 6, 2006

124๐Ÿ‘ 347๐Ÿ‘Ž


bling kit

Set of bling accessories for your mobile phone, PDA, iPod, etc. May also include your car - chrome kit inside or out. The nastiest bling kits are generic and can be stuck onto anything, hence, bling-it-yourself.

Dress up your cellphone with these exclusive customizable bling kits.

Superstar Bling Kit. It's the hottest accessory for summer from Hollywood to the Hamptons!

Make your hermit crabรขย€ย™s shell sparkle! The new Hermit Crab Bling Kit comes with plenty of bling to accessorize 2 shells.

by ud40 July 22, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž