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physical education

A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.

Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved.
Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Applicant: No.
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.

*5 years later*

Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.

by udusers1 December 15, 2010

53πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 10, 2011

219πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Dr. Robotnik

The non-Japanese name of the main antagonist of the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise. He is a mad scientist bent on world domination. He has been called Eggman since Sonic Adventure in 1998, and has always been called such in Japan, though canonically his real name still remains Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

Sonic: "Oh no, Dr. Robotnik imprisoned the animals again. I'll save them!"
Eggman: "You'll never stop me, the great Dr. Robotnik!"
*Sonic destroys his machines*
Sonic: "Think again, Eggman!"

by udusers1 September 12, 2014

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


urban dictionary

Anything but a dictionary.

Urban dictionary, full of expression, beliefs, rants, and stuff, YET ALMOST NO DEFINITIONS.

by udusers1 March 25, 2011

19πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


r&s

The cesspool of stupidity on Yahoo! Answers. Full of fundamentalists of all faiths (even non-faiths), taking two steps into this practically moderator-forsaken section will make your brain melt.

R&S is the /b/ of Yahoo! Answers.

by udusers1 June 30, 2011

45πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


2010

Year of disasters.

Haiti Earthquake, mine accidents, Chile Earthquake, Polish plane crash in Russia, Pakistan floods, more earthquakes, more floods, 2010.

by udusers1 September 14, 2010

67πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


2010s

The decade spanning from 2010-2019, though some cultural aspects began as early as 2008. Also currently known as the "10s" or the "twenty-tens".

The 2010s are when social media and smartphones became increasingly powerful and ubiquitous, revolutionizing the layperson's daily life. Social media went from being a fun distraction for some to being part of life and vital for big business, and smartphones went from being expensive niche business tools or novelties to being a powerful commodities with PC-level capacity. Tablets became popular with the iPad's release in 2010 and various other systems later on.

Political events include the Arab Spring & rise of ISIS, Occupy Wall Street, Obama, Trump, the Russia-Ukraine conflict, Brexit, Kim Jong-un, the Venezuela crisis, Mugabe's fall and others. LGBT acceptance continued to rise in many places, and various countries legalized gay marriage.

Cultural trends/fads include Gangnam Style, world ending in 2012, Harlem Shake, Doge, Pokemon GO, Fidget Spinners, VR gear, and dabbing. Pop culture had things such as the global rise of dubstep, the Korean Wave reaching the West, the Weinstein Effect and lots of marketing to nostalgia. In many places, paid broadcast TV like cable declined in favor of on-demand streaming like Netflix & sites like YouTube. Free Wifi became increasingly common through the 10s, and in many places now there are hotspots everywhere. Cell phones overtook landline phones in the mid 10s.

The 2010s are the decade when the pound symbol came to be known as the hashtag by the general public.

by udusers1 January 12, 2018

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž