millennial

1. The generation born after Generation X and before Generation Z. Also known as Generation Y. Typically defined as being born from the early 80's to sometime in the mid or late 90's.

2. What people ignorantly use to call anyone younger than them that they can't relate to.

1. Like many Millennials, John watched The Lion King as a child in theatres back in 1994 and was hit hard by the Great Recession of 2008.

2. Cranky old man: "There go those Millennials and their computers and their MTV and their iPhones and their Led Zeppelin and their AC/DC and their Nintendos...."

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stealer

People who take other definitions, copy it and resend it to Urban Dictionary.

Definition of: Word

Blah blah blah blah

By: User1

Definition of: Word

Blah blah blah blah

By: User2

USER2 IS A STEALER.

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yahoo answers

The place with the real worst moderation system, really the suspend-happy moderators and no real customer support.

User: *Asking question* Why can't sperm whales walk on land?
Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers.
User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material.
Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.

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cow

1. Mature female of specific animals, such as cattle, dolphins and deer.
2. Colloquially, just cattle.

1. The bull cattle on the beach noticed the cow dolphin tending after her baby.
2. Bulls are male cows.

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nuke

The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.

"Canada hunts baby seals."
Response: NUKE CANADA
"China has a cannibal tribe"
Response: NUKE CHINA
"Faroe Islands dolphin slaughter"
Response: NUKE DENMARK
"Class conflict in Iran"
Response: NUKE IRAN

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ratbert

An orange rat in the comic strip Dilbert that was the result of a macaroni and cheese experiment.

According to Wikipedia, Ratbert is moderately intelligent yet the stupid center of Dilbert.

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liveleak comments

Where you can find all the racism, homophobia and other lunacy seen on YouTube comments, with significantly better grammar.

Liveleak comments will rot the sane portion of your brain, but is easier on the literate's mind.

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