Ben

Ben, a funny and charismatic guy who knows how make a good feel gooooood....if you catch my drift ;) Ben will help you with all your desired needs. Just the presence of Ben makes all the girls drop their panties. But this also means that Bens can get around. It is very possible that you might need to tested Chlamydia after getting down and dirty with Ben. It may be ironic because Bens are usually licensed doctors! He can inform you on all the unknown information on STDs ranging from HIV (which is apparently an STD... since when???) to Gonorrhea. He's one of the smartest guys you know. But his brain isn't the only thing that LARGE. I promise you, you wont be able to walk after Ben has inserted himself. He's rough yet gentle, quiet but wild (in bed ;)), calm yet passionate (also in bed). You cannot NOT love Ben. Actually, you might hate him after he gives you that STD. So make sure you use a condom!

Girl: Sorry boss, I can't come into work today

Boss: Why not?
Girl: Ben f***** my brains out and I physically cant get out of bed.

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