The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.
The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.
However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG
We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!