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an artists reference to the act of recieving (or giving for our gay brothers) head. ie...to have ones cock sucked!
Wally: Hey Stevo, did you hear about Spanner cracking his Sonia fair dinkum in the mouth, apparently sent several teeth flying.
Stevo: Yeah, Spanner told me all about it himself. He reckons that Sonai, or "the cunt" as he referred to her, wouldn't give him a helmut roll after he fixed the stove for her
Wally: Fuckin ungrateful bitch
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an alternate word for the rear portal
If Jimbo tries to pull that crap again he'll receive a good swift kick in the Sally valve.
Kirsty is a filthy bitch, she'll do everything, including taking it in the Sally valve.
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An apt description pertaining to a physically unattractive woman
Donny: hey Bill, Geez man, u sure grossed us all out at the party last weekend when you had your toungue down the throat of that three tusker.
Bill: Yeah, i was really wasted that night...and also the missus wouldn't give me a helmut roll
A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
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a facial or body print left by the male reproductive organ
Sally: Hiya cockhead
Felicity: Ha Ha very funny
Sally: so whats the story?
Felicity:Bluey, my hunky studmuffin, took me for a beach breakfast to watch the sunrise. He also brought a heap of wine, some whiskey and a case of beer. By mid morning we were quite wasted and I decided to give him a helmut roll. During this artistic public display of our affection we both passed out..... and thus the sunburnt imprint of his schlong on my forehead!
Sally: Yeah, looks like old Bluey has left his cock stripe on you gal.......and that may well be his ballsac on your nose
Felicity: well at least I didn't wake up all sticky for a change
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