The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

Cockus Blockus

Another “funnier” term for impotence or erectile dysfunction

“My boyfriend didn’t have sex with me last night, he said he had cockus blockus”