abe lincoln

U guys have got it all wrong...an abe lincoln is when you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to jiz...so you spit on her back and cut your pubes and stick them in your hand...then you take out your penis and when she turns around squirt it in her face and throw the pubes on and viola she looks like abe lincoln

y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.

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STD

Severe toe disease...could be a foot fungus or what not.

That dude had an STD and now his feet smell really foul and are growing shrooms.

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