xerox

A reminder that you are old.

Madge: "Will you xerox this page for me"
Tiffany: "No, but I will make a copy for you because you remind me of my grandmother"

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Pass The Dip

adjective; self-centered, insecure, blameless

noun; a boorish asshole with a chip on their shoulder

Will someone please pass the dip to go with that chip on his shoulder.