canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

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medge

to describe something which has a minty edge

jesus I wish I'd have waited a bit since brushing my teeth to enjoy this delicious & nutritious pint of lambrini, my word it has terrible medge now, tally ho, us girls know to have fun

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snanking

the difficult art of combining an orgasm with a sneeze

fuck me mate, I was snanking all night last night, nearly blew my head off

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willy bin

another term for a vagina, the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals

ey up luv, can I have a dabble on your willy bin ?, I bet its a breath of fresh air down there

swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

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